1st Annual Rosco Photo Awards

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the first annual photographic awards to be awarded to the fine art created in Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Pigeon Forge is well known for the art it creates, and besides the excellent photography (including the lost art of "Old Time" photography), Pigeon Forge is famous for its woodland creature sculptures and highway signs designed specifically for go-karts.

Now onto the awards...

Best Insignificant Photograph
What the hell was this? Who took this picture? I am guessing that it could only be Jessi, and only under the direction to take a picture of the two items she most values in life.

Best Photographic Crop
Now, if this picture was shifted a little to the left, that would be Vilas and I mugging to camera behind that fake rock. Yep, they are THAT observant.

Best Drunk Bear Photograph
Oh man is that fuzzy bastard bombed. Look at that, he needed Vilas' sober ass to carry him to bed. And his mouth is still all wet. I don't think drinking is a good idea when you (a) weigh 5 pounds and (b) have a stab wound in your back.

Best Photograph with a Kitten Saying "Howdy"
Who woulda guessed?

Best Expression(s) in a Photograph (TIE)
Yep, it's a tie, check out JD's mug in both these - classic. But what makes them both so overwhelmingly great is the added expressions seen on the other people in each pic. The expression on that salsa'd Oreo sure does put it over the top though.

Okay, that's all the awards for today. But if I was giving additional awards, say in the category of lazy slags that don't like to blog, YOU'D ALL WIN (except for Vilas). I don't know what the prize'd be, maybe a Mr. T sticker.