Tuesday, October 03, 2006

NEW DISCOVERY!

Scientists discover 13th expression!!!

While I cannot take full credit for the discovery of this most auspicious occassion - I am merely an observer of scientific phenomena such as this.

I have dubbed it "Lava Terror Smile," scientifically herefor named "13."

Please note, for evidence, the following photograph, as taken at Volcán Pacaya, Guatemala. Discussion will follow:

Please note the following:
1. The lower half of the face resembles that of expression number 2 (as reported by Dr. Vilas Menon).
2. The upper half of the face, differentiates it from all other expressions, thus classifying it as a brand, spanking new expression.
3. The lava seems equally terrified of Jessi as she is uncomfortable around it.
4. Jessi's arms have expressions of their own.

Many thanks to Dr. Vilas Menon for his insightful input, a Canon Digital Elph, the all-friendly lava, and of course, most to Jessica Danielle Steinitz, the magma of our hearts and scientific experiments.

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